Best 20 (Flirty, Cheesy, and Tinder) Pickup Lines

Best 20 (Flirty, Cheesy, and Tinder) Pickup Lines

Flirty Pickup Lines

God has made you beautiful, smart, and understanding, all I can hope for is that you understand how much I adore you and want to share my life experiences with you.

 

Do you mind if we share this cab to my house?

 

Don’t say you love me if you don’t mean it. Because I might do something stupid like believe it.

 

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

You smell like trash….. Can I take you out?

 

What’s your sign?

 

If I could have you in bed, I wouldn’t need the cover to keep warm.

 

Excuse me miss, can I have the time? I’d check my watch but I can’t take my eyes off you.

Hey can I follow you home? (“What?”) “Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams.

 

I can read palms. {write your # on their hand} Oh it says your going to call me soon!

 

If you want me, it takes more than a wink, more than a drink and more than you think.

 

You had better phone the firefighters in advance, cause when you’re done with me, we’ll be on fire!

Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?

 

I’ve been watching you dance from across the room, my body has been urging me to bump into you, hopefully your body and my body can bump and grind all night long.

 

Drop an ice cube and say ‘Now that we’ve broken the ice, my name is…

 

Which is easier? You getting into those tight jeans or me getting you out of them?

The smile on your face is radiant, the glow on your cheeks is beautiful, and my lips on your lips would be magical.

 

Excuse me miss, can I have the time? I’d check my watch but I can’t take my eyes off you.

 

Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.

Hey can I follow you home? (“What?”) “Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams.

Best Tinder Pickup lines

Not as clever as the ones before, but straightforward mixed with unexpected can have pretty good results.

 

Do you believe in love at first swipe?

 

You think Ben Franklin tried tying other stuff to a kite before the key thing worked? … Just sitting there strapping waffles to a kite… what an idiot.

 

If they say “No”, then you better stop. But if they don’t stop you, persistence can be quite flattering.

Another example of a straightforward phone number request masked with unexpected creativity.

 

Congratulations, you have been voted the hottest girl here, your prize a date with me!

 

Do you peel a banana from the top or bottom?

 

Hey, we’re a match! Does this mean we’re dating now? Give me a second; I need to change my Facebook relationship status.

Tinder brought us together for a reason and that reason is babies.

 

Listen, I know this profile is fake but can I get the name of the model you used so I can look her up for later tonight?

 

I have 4% battery remaining. I chose to message you. Did I choose wisely?

 

Well Tinder says we would make beautiful kids, but I think maybe we should do dinner before we start working on the future models of America.

Thank God I’m wearing gloves, or you’d be too hot to handle.

 

Who says men don’t ask for directions? Because I need help; I’m getting lost in your eyes.

 

If they say “No”, then you better stop. But if they don’t stop you, persistence can be quite flattering.

 

What’s a smart, attractive, young… Man like myself doing your number?

Boy- If you were a triangle you’d be acute one. Girl- Does that pickup line work? Boy- you tell me.

 

Your natural beauty radiates from my iPhone. I instantly acquired a tan from the warm heavenly glow. Brb, applying aloe vera.

 

Nothing fixes a bad day, like seeing a pretty girl smile. Will you smile for me?

 

My parents are so excited; they can’t wait to meet you!

Cheesy Pickup Lines

“Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the worst pickup lines. So, do you think it’s: “Do you here often?”, “What’s your Sign” , or “hello, I am doing survey of what people think the worst pickup lines’.”  

 

Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

 

You’re like a dictionary … you add meaning to my life.

 

Do you have a map? Because I’m lost in your eyes.

“Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!”

 

Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.

 

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

 

“Forgot about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be your man.”

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

 

Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!

 

I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

 

You’re so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.

Walk over, hold out your hand and say “will you hold this while I take a walk?”

 

Can I take your picture to prove to my friends that angels do exist.

 

I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

 

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?

 

I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox.

 

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can definitely see myself in your pants.

 

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

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Naveen is 19-year-old entrepreneur, blogger, and a dating expert. He spends most of his time writing articles or polishing his dating skills.

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